::peaceful music plays with birds chirping::
::the sound of a very old van starting up and back firing::
BJ: You make sure that thing was beer can cold?
JB: That's right, baby! Beer can cold. 5 minutes in...5 minutes out
BJ: Time to go fishing!
JB: Hey!... what's that van say?
BJ: I think it says "Air Nerds"?
JB: They're pulling into the job we were just at!
BJ: And look there's another one next door!
JB: ...and another one coming in just now!
BJ: I told you we should've spent more than 5 minutes at that last house!
::music change::
V1: The preceding message is obviously a dramatic retelling
V2: But the story is a true
V1: There's more to HVAC than fishing and beer cans
V2: Air Nerds!
V1: Cooling & Heating - Accurate Diagnostics. Honest Options.
V2: And they'll even carry those boxes up into the attic... Rent-A-Husband style
V1: Oh, you know I'm always in the market for one of those but you're right. They'll do more than change your filter. Though They'll do that too though
V2: I don't even know where mine is
V1: I think history has shown that you have no filter.
V2: I'll show you no filter...but for your HVAC needs
V1: and more!
V2: Look up the Air Nerds on Google or go to AirNerdsHVAC.COM
JB: Beer can cold, baby!