(Announcer) If your driveway could talk, it might sound a little like this..

(TALKING DRIVEWAY) YEA, THAT'S RIGHT...I'M YOUR DRIVEWAY, WITH GOOD NEWS...AND BAD NEWS.
THE BAD NEWS? THESE CRACKS AIN'T GONNA FIX THEMSELVES!! THE LAST OWNERS TRIED FILLER. FILLER?! LOOK AT ME-IT'S TERRIBLE!
THE GOOD NEWS? 10 YEARS AGO DOWN-HOWER AND SONS POURED THAT SLAB NEXT DOOR AND IT STILL LOOKS GREAT. LOCAL TO BISMAN*, HONEST, AND AFFORDABLE. DOWN-HOWER AND SONS dot COM. YOU REALIZE YOU'RE STILL LISTENING TO A TALKING DRIVEWAY RIGHT?

(Announcer) I sure am...I even took notes- DOWN-HOWER AND SONS dot COM